the Lord your God, a higher power
who brought you out of the land of
Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no
other gods before Me.
shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any
Allah or Mohammed anything that
is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not
bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your
God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the
fathers on the children to the third and fourth
generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to
thousands, to those who love Me and keep My
shall not take the name of the
Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him
guiltless who takes His name in vain. offend other people or say
hurtful or judgemental things
the Sabbath days
of Easter and Christmas, to
keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your
work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord
your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your
son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor
your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your
stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the
Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all
that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore
the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
thy father and your mother, that
your days may be long upon the land which the Lord
your God is giving you. until they wet their pants or forget your
name, then thou shall find a nice nursing home.
|Thou shall not murder, thou
shall pay a licensed physician to abort the fetus or
euthanize the invalid.
|Thou shall not commit adultery. without
first having a pre-nup.
|Thou shall not steal, the government will
redistribute wealth accordingly.
shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, but thou may use
artistic license for the media's sake.
shall not covet your neighbor's house; thou shall wait until
it is foreclosed and buy it from a bank Thou
shall not covet your neighbor's wife
partner there are
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servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that
is your neighbor's.