Book of Contemporary Relative American Philosophy

The 10 Suggestions

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1 I am the Lord your God, a higher power who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of Allah or Mohammed anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My Commandments
Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain. offend other people or say hurtful or judgemental things
Remember the Sabbath days of Easter and Christmas, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
Honor thy father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you. until they wet their pants or forget your name, then thou shall find a nice nursing home.
Thou shall not murder, thou shall pay a licensed physician to abort the fetus or euthanize the invalid.
Thou shall not commit adultery. without first having a pre-nup.
Thou shall not steal, the government will redistribute wealth accordingly.
Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, but thou may use artistic license for the media's sake.
Thou shall not covet your neighbor's house; thou shall wait until it is foreclosed and buy it from a bank Thou shall not covet your neighbor's wife partner there are websites which will find someone hotter , nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.

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