|Happy are they who get a doctor to certify they are disabled, for there is plenty of aid available.|
|Happy are they with psychological issues - free medications are available|
| Happy are they who are cooperative,
agencies will resolve issues in fewer visits.
|Happy are they who hunger and thirst - for they shall receive EBT cards.|
|Happy are they who use protection - they shall not be required to take STD meds.|
| Happy are they who do not get
involved - for they will not have to share others'
|Happy are they who are tolerant - for they shall be liked by all|
|Happy are they who can not repay debts - for the debts shall be forgiven|
|Happy are they who pay their taxes for they
have contributed their fair share.-
|Happy are they who speak
Politically Correct - for they shall be liked by the
Beatitudes (Matthew 5:1-12) based on http://bible.org/seriespage/beatitudes-matthew-51-12